History
Schrute Farms is the home of Dight Schrute and his brother Mose Schrute. They are world-famous beet farmers, hemp farmers, as well as keeping several different varieties of animals. The piece of Pennsylvania property is a full 1660 acres of rich soil which was inherited from his father after Dwight’s aunt Shirley died. Not only is it home to delicious beets, but it is also a tourist attraction.
Dwight is the sole operator of a bed & breakfast out of his home on Schrute Farms. According to Dwight, his tourism business consists of showing people the beet farm, giving them a bed, and giving them a fresh, healthy breakfast. Dwight is the manager of the books at his Bed and Breakfast and he usually completes his business at his sales desk at his full-time job as a paper salesman at Dunder Mifflin paper company in Scranton PA.
Battle of Schrute Farms
In the year of our Lord 1963, five months after the battle of the falsely claimed northernmost battle "Gettysburg", the battle of the Schrute’s began. Starting with the DPA (Deaths Per Arce) of the battle, it was found that ten out of ten Americans who fought in the battle died of boredom in the battle. As a famous and important American once said, "DPA sounds way more important than total deaths". The letters of the battle were heart-wrenching. One such letter describes the rebs as "literally yanking off our arms and legs, eating our brothers and starting the tread of incest that would spread in the south". Such history is very important to states like Alabama.
“I mean, it makes the battle of Gettysburg sound like a bunch of schoolgirls wrestling over a hairbrush.” ~ Dwight Schrute on the battle
Another letter was written to a mother of one of the brave Americans who fought on this hallowed ground. A German man wrote to his mother named Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff IV, Senior, at the battle, stating, "Dearest mother I’m sorry it has been so long since my last letter. It is three months since I arrived at Schrute Farms and I fear I may never leave this place alive. Melvin Fifer Garris." This gut-wrenching letter was handed to the mailman the exact moment Robert E Lee took up his father's sword and smote him, which literally killed him.
Battle History Source: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/The_Battle_of_Schrute_Farms
